Body Art?

So…after watching countless people get the stupidest tattoos I’ve ever seen, calculating my perfect body art has become a challenge. And trust me; this was not easy, because many friends and family have presented some crazy looking tats. Examples?

Well…Stephen got the Tennessee Titans symbol on his back…but it was backwards…My great uncle got his girlfriends name on his arm…Her name is “Anne” his wife’s name is “Betty”…My uncle got a rooster being hung by a barbwire on his leg below his knee, I’d rather not explain this one cause’ he’d hurt me for it…

So, my tattoos will be simple, and sheer perfection; I want to get “Jacala Dell & Anitra Marie” all circling my right wrist like a bracelet. And on the back on my neck I want to get a rose and above it “Carol Jean”. Next, I want “Emma Jean” on the side of my ankle. And I want all these names to be done in pretty calligraphy. And I’m somewhat debating about my back, cause’ I sorta’ want an Rubiks Cube there, but everyone keeps telling me how bad of an idea that is…But right below my collarbone I will get a cute little poppy heart design-I plan on drawing it out myself. And no one will talk me out of that one.

But my first tattoo, and already my favorite, will be Billy Martins autograph. You see, I planned on just stalking him until I could get him to sign my arm. Then I was gonna’ go have someone tattoo over it. However, thanks to Jacalas ex husband, I have a picture autographed by the whole band. So now, all I have to do is take in the picture tell em’ I want Billy’s and I’m good to go.

So, overall I will get five tattoos, and maybe six if I finally decide on the Rubiks Cube…But all in all, I’d like to believe my body art choices are logical and acceptable.